They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
- Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
- Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero